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Gaston is a song in the movie this is when LeFou and the rest of the village sing about how great they think Gaston is.


Lefou: Gosh it disturbs me to see you Gaston

Looking so down in the dumps

Every guy here'd love to he you Gaston

Even when taking your lumps

There's no man in town as admired as you

You're everyone's favorite guy

Everyone's awed and inspired by you

And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Gaston

No one's quick as Gaston

No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's

For there's no man in town half as manly

Bimbettes: Perfect a pure paragon

Lefou: You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley​

And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on

Lefou and Chorus: Who plays darts like Gaston

Who breaks hearts like Gaston

Lefou: Who's much more than the sum of his parts like Gaston?

Gaston: As a specimen yes I'm intimidating

Lefou and Chorus: My what a guy that Gaston!

Gaston: I needed encouragement thank you LeFou

Lefou: Well there's no one as easy to bolster as you! ... Too much?

Gaston: Yep.

Chorus: No one fights like Gaston

Douses lights like Gaston

Lefou: In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston!

Gaston: When I hunt I sneak up with my quiver

And beasts of the field say a prayer

First I carefully aim for the liver

Then I shoot from behind

Lefou: Is that fair?

Gaston: I don't care

Chorus: No one hits like Gaston

Matches wits like Gaston

Lefou: In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston

Gaston: I'm especially good at expectorating *spits*

Chorus: Ten points for Gaston!

Gaston: When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs​

Ev'ry morning to help me get large

And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen egg

So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

(Instrumental break)

Lefou and Chorus: Who has brains like Gaston

Entertains like Gaston

Gaston Who can make up these endless refrains like Gaston?

I use antlers in all of my decorating

Chorus: Say it again

Who's a man among men?

Who's a super success?

Don't you know? Can't you guess?

Ask his fans and his five hangers-on

There's just one guy in town

Who's got all of it down...

Lefou; And his name's G-A-S... T...

I believe there's another T...

It just occurred to me that I'm illiterate and I've never actually had to spell it out loud before

Chorus: GASTON!!!